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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #176

    Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky walk into a bar …

    Heisenberg looks around the bar and says, “Because there are three of us and because this is a bar, it must be a joke. But the question remains, is it funny or not?”
    And Gödel thinks for a moment and says, “Well, because we’re inside the joke, we can’t tell whether it is funny. We’d have to be outside looking at it.”
    And Chomsky looks at both of them and says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
      wrote on last edited by George K
      #177

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • KlausK Offline
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        Klaus
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        #178

        Don't get it.

        George KG 1 Reply Last reply
        • KlausK Klaus

          Don't get it.

          George KG Offline
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          George K
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          #179

          @Klaus said in Geek humor:

          Don't get it.

          Square root of 10,000...

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG George K

            @Klaus said in Geek humor:

            Don't get it.

            Square root of 10,000...

            KlausK Offline
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            Klaus
            wrote on last edited by
            #180

            @George-K said in Geek humor:

            @Klaus said in Geek humor:

            Don't get it.

            Square root of 10,000...

            😫

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            • MikM Offline
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              Mik
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              #181

              Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • AxtremusA Offline
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                Axtremus
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                #182

                Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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                • LuFins DadL Offline
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                  LuFins Dad
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                  #183

                  Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

                  The Brad

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
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                    #184

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • jon-nycJ Offline
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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #185

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ Offline
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #186

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ Offline
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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #187

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • George KG Offline
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                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #188

                            Screenshot 2024-06-18 at 7.33.05 PM.png

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
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                              #189

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                      Axtremus
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                                      #193

                                      It may try to evoke the old adage “it’s a feature, not a bug.”

                                      But I tend to see it as “the feature is the bug.”

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                                      • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                                        @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                        #194

                                        @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                                        @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

                                        The Volkswagen Beetle aka "Bug"

                                        In software development there is an old meme. "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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                                          George K
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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