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  • George KG George K

    @Klaus said in Geek humor:

    Don't get it.

    Square root of 10,000...

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    Klaus
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    #180

    @George-K said in Geek humor:

    @Klaus said in Geek humor:

    Don't get it.

    Square root of 10,000...

    😫

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    • MikM Offline
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      #181

      Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

      β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        #182

        Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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          #183

          Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

          The Brad

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            George K
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              #185

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              Only non-witches get due process.

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                #186

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    George K
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                    Screenshot 2024-06-18 at 7.33.05β€―PM.png

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      #189

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                              It may try to evoke the old adage β€œit’s a feature, not a bug.”

                              But I tend to see it as β€œthe feature is the bug.”

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                              • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                                @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                                @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

                                The Volkswagen Beetle aka "Bug"

                                In software development there is an old meme. "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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                                  George K
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
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                                    #196

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        @mark said in Geek humor:

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                                        I got it right off. I think you have to be a programmer of a certain age.

                                        β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          Screenshot 2024-07-15 at 7.05.43β€―AM.png

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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