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  • KlausK Klaus

    Don't get it.

    George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #179

    @Klaus said in Geek humor:

    Don't get it.

    Square root of 10,000...

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG George K

      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

      Don't get it.

      Square root of 10,000...

      KlausK Online
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      Klaus
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      #180

      @George-K said in Geek humor:

      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

      Don't get it.

      Square root of 10,000...

      😫

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      • MikM Offline
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        #181

        Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          #182

          Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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            LuFins Dad
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            #183

            Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

            The Brad

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
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              #184

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
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                #185

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                They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                  They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                    #187

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                    They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                    • George KG Offline
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                      #188

                      Screenshot 2024-06-18 at 7.33.05 PM.png

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
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                        #189

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
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                          #190

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              1000002441.jpg

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                              @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                It may try to evoke the old adage “it’s a feature, not a bug.”

                                But I tend to see it as “the feature is the bug.”

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                                • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                                  @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                  @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                                  @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

                                  The Volkswagen Beetle aka "Bug"

                                  In software development there is an old meme. "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by George K
                                      #196

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        450895885_1013675123477031_1746510739084702409_n.jpg

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          @mark said in Geek humor:

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                                          I got it right off. I think you have to be a programmer of a certain age.

                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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