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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #174

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      #175

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      Only non-witches get due process.

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        #176

        Heisenberg, Gödel, and Chomsky walk into a bar …

        Heisenberg looks around the bar and says, “Because there are three of us and because this is a bar, it must be a joke. But the question remains, is it funny or not?”
        And Gödel thinks for a moment and says, “Well, because we’re inside the joke, we can’t tell whether it is funny. We’d have to be outside looking at it.”
        And Chomsky looks at both of them and says, “Of course it’s funny. You’re just telling it wrong.”

        Only non-witches get due process.

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        • George KG Offline
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          #177

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • KlausK Offline
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            #178

            Don't get it.

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            • KlausK Klaus

              Don't get it.

              George KG Offline
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              #179

              @Klaus said in Geek humor:

              Don't get it.

              Square root of 10,000...

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • George KG George K

                @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                Don't get it.

                Square root of 10,000...

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                #180

                @George-K said in Geek humor:

                @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                Don't get it.

                Square root of 10,000...

                😫

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                • MikM Offline
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                  #181

                  Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    #182

                    Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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                    • LuFins DadL Offline
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                      LuFins Dad
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                      #183

                      Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

                      The Brad

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        George K
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • jon-nycJ Offline
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                          jon-nyc
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                          #185

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                          It may try to evoke the old adage “it’s a feature, not a bug.”

                                          But I tend to see it as “the feature is the bug.”

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