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  • C Copper
    22 Apr 2022, 21:22

    My rote learning of multiplication tables has served me well over the last 60 years.

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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on 22 Apr 2022, 21:31 last edited by
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    @Copper said in Geek humor:

    My rote learning of multiplication tables has served me well over the last 60 years.

    So has my memorization of the Nicene Creed.

    I was only joking

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      Copper
      wrote on 22 Apr 2022, 21:57 last edited by
      #93

      And the Pater Noster

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        Axtremus
        wrote on 23 Apr 2022, 02:38 last edited by
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        Re: “rote learning of multiplication tables”

        It’s really just caching for some frequently used information. Some information is more frequently needed than others, so it’s worthwhile to commit them to memory for quick access rather than to recompute or re-lookup every time the information is needed.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 27 Apr 2022, 17:41 last edited by
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          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
          -Cormac McCarthy

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            27 Apr 2022, 17:41

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            Horace
            wrote on 27 Apr 2022, 18:17 last edited by
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            @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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            Would be cool to live in a time when caricaturists were indistinguishable from portraitists.

            Education is extremely important.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 9 May 2022, 15:19 last edited by
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              Not one, but two Sisyphus jokes.

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              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
              -Cormac McCarthy

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 10 May 2022, 01:53 last edited by
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                I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                • J jon-nyc
                  10 May 2022, 01:53

                  I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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                  Aqua Letifer
                  wrote on 10 May 2022, 04:10 last edited by
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                  @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                  I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

                  Please. I can't bear the burden of another bad pun.

                  Please love yourself.

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                  • J jon-nyc
                    10 May 2022, 01:53

                    I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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                    LuFins Dad
                    wrote on 10 May 2022, 05:18 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                    I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

                    You just need to be boulder,

                    The Brad

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                      Nunatax
                      wrote on 10 May 2022, 08:14 last edited by
                      #101

                      This thread is going downhill fast…

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 11 May 2022, 03:10 last edited by
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                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                          wrote on 13 May 2022, 15:23 last edited by
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                            13 May 2022, 15:23

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 13 May 2022, 15:43 last edited by
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                            @mark lol

                            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                            -Cormac McCarthy

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                              13 May 2022, 15:23

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on 13 May 2022, 16:22 last edited by
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                              @mark Funny! But it can't qualify as geek, on account of I understood it.

                              Okay, maybe geek junior grade . . .

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                Klaus
                                wrote on 13 May 2022, 16:26 last edited by
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                                Time for some CT jokes.

                                Once I was thinking what the category of my ex-girlfriends should be. Then I realized I was treating women as objects.

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                                  Klaus
                                  wrote on 13 May 2022, 16:27 last edited by
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                                  Let C be a category. Let X,Y∈C be objects. Assume that the induced representable presheaves Hom(⋅,X) and Hom(⋅,Y) are naturally isomorphic. Then how do you prove that X and Y are themselves isomorphic? Yo ned a lemma for that.

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                                    Klaus
                                    wrote on 15 May 2022, 19:50 last edited by Klaus
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                                    Just stumbled upon this part of a movie plot description:

                                    This first encounter, which ends with Jerôme casually leaving her to fix his moped, leaves her disappointed, while Seligman observes that the combination of the number of times Jerôme penetrated her, three times vaginally and five times anally, resembles the Fibonacci sequence.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 4 Jul 2022, 12:23 last edited by
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                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 20 Aug 2022, 12:25 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 15:51 last edited by
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                                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                          -Cormac McCarthy

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