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  • J jon-nyc
    27 Apr 2022, 17:41

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    Horace
    wrote on 27 Apr 2022, 18:17 last edited by
    #96

    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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    Would be cool to live in a time when caricaturists were indistinguishable from portraitists.

    Education is extremely important.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 9 May 2022, 15:19 last edited by
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      Not one, but two Sisyphus jokes.

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      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 10 May 2022, 01:53 last edited by
        #98

        I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
        -Cormac McCarthy

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        • J jon-nyc
          10 May 2022, 01:53

          I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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          Aqua Letifer
          wrote on 10 May 2022, 04:10 last edited by
          #99

          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

          I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

          Please. I can't bear the burden of another bad pun.

          Please love yourself.

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          • J jon-nyc
            10 May 2022, 01:53

            I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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            LuFins Dad
            wrote on 10 May 2022, 05:18 last edited by
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            @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

            I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

            You just need to be boulder,

            The Brad

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              Nunatax
              wrote on 10 May 2022, 08:14 last edited by
              #101

              This thread is going downhill fast…

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 11 May 2022, 03:10 last edited by
                #102

                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                  mark
                  wrote on 13 May 2022, 15:23 last edited by
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                    13 May 2022, 15:23

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 13 May 2022, 15:43 last edited by
                    #104

                    @mark lol

                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                    • M mark
                      13 May 2022, 15:23

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                      Catseye3
                      wrote on 13 May 2022, 16:22 last edited by
                      #105

                      @mark Funny! But it can't qualify as geek, on account of I understood it.

                      Okay, maybe geek junior grade . . .

                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        Klaus
                        wrote on 13 May 2022, 16:26 last edited by
                        #106

                        Time for some CT jokes.

                        Once I was thinking what the category of my ex-girlfriends should be. Then I realized I was treating women as objects.

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                          Klaus
                          wrote on 13 May 2022, 16:27 last edited by
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                          Let C be a category. Let X,Y∈C be objects. Assume that the induced representable presheaves Hom(⋅,X) and Hom(⋅,Y) are naturally isomorphic. Then how do you prove that X and Y are themselves isomorphic? Yo ned a lemma for that.

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                            Klaus
                            wrote on 15 May 2022, 19:50 last edited by Klaus
                            #108

                            Just stumbled upon this part of a movie plot description:

                            This first encounter, which ends with Jerôme casually leaving her to fix his moped, leaves her disappointed, while Seligman observes that the combination of the number of times Jerôme penetrated her, three times vaginally and five times anally, resembles the Fibonacci sequence.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 4 Jul 2022, 12:23 last edited by
                              #109

                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                George K
                                wrote on 20 Aug 2022, 12:25 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 15:51 last edited by
                                  #111

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                                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                                  • J jon-nyc
                                    4 Sept 2022, 15:51

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                                    Klaus
                                    wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 16:29 last edited by
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                                    @jon-nyc Nice!

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                                      Axtremus
                                      wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 17:42 last edited by
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                                      It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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                                      • AxtremusA Axtremus
                                        4 Sept 2022, 17:42

                                        It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 19:06 last edited by
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                                        @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                        It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                                        @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • George KG George K
                                          4 Sept 2022, 19:06

                                          @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                          It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                                          @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

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                                          wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 20:47 last edited by
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                                          @George-K said in Geek humor:

                                          @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                          It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                                          @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                                          Ax finds it funny to shit on other people's jokes.

                                          Please love yourself.

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