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  • CopperC Offline
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    #93

    And the Pater Noster

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    • AxtremusA Away
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      Axtremus
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      #94

      Re: “rote learning of multiplication tables”

      It’s really just caching for some frequently used information. Some information is more frequently needed than others, so it’s worthwhile to commit them to memory for quick access rather than to recompute or re-lookup every time the information is needed.

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      • jon-nycJ Offline
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        jon-nyc
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        #95

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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          HoraceH Offline
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          Horace
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          #96

          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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          Would be cool to live in a time when caricaturists were indistinguishable from portraitists.

          Education is extremely important.

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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            jon-nyc
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            #97

            Not one, but two Sisyphus jokes.

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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ Offline
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              #98

              I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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                #99

                @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

                Please. I can't bear the burden of another bad pun.

                Please love yourself.

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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                  I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

                  LuFins DadL Offline
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                  LuFins Dad
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                  #100

                  @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                  I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

                  You just need to be boulder,

                  The Brad

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                  • NunataxN Offline
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                    #101

                    This thread is going downhill fast…

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                    • jon-nycJ Offline
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                      jon-nyc
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                      #102

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • markM Offline
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                        #103

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                          jon-nyc
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                          #104

                          @mark lol

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            #105

                            @mark Funny! But it can't qualify as geek, on account of I understood it.

                            Okay, maybe geek junior grade . . .

                            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                            • KlausK Offline
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                              #106

                              Time for some CT jokes.

                              Once I was thinking what the category of my ex-girlfriends should be. Then I realized I was treating women as objects.

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                                Let C be a category. Let X,Y∈C be objects. Assume that the induced representable presheaves Hom(⋅,X) and Hom(⋅,Y) are naturally isomorphic. Then how do you prove that X and Y are themselves isomorphic? Yo ned a lemma for that.

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                                  Klaus
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                                  #108

                                  Just stumbled upon this part of a movie plot description:

                                  This first encounter, which ends with Jerôme casually leaving her to fix his moped, leaves her disappointed, while Seligman observes that the combination of the number of times Jerôme penetrated her, three times vaginally and five times anally, resembles the Fibonacci sequence.

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #109

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          #112

                                          @jon-nyc Nice!

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