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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #98

    I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

      I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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      Aqua Letifer
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      #99

      @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

      I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

      Please. I can't bear the burden of another bad pun.

      Please love yourself.

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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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        #100

        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

        I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

        You just need to be boulder,

        The Brad

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        • NunataxN Offline
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          #101

          This thread is going downhill fast…

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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            jon-nyc
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            #102

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • markM Offline
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              #103

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              • markM mark

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                jon-nyc
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                #104

                @mark lol

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                • markM mark

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                  Catseye3
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                  #105

                  @mark Funny! But it can't qualify as geek, on account of I understood it.

                  Okay, maybe geek junior grade . . .

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  • KlausK Offline
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                    Klaus
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                    #106

                    Time for some CT jokes.

                    Once I was thinking what the category of my ex-girlfriends should be. Then I realized I was treating women as objects.

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                    • KlausK Offline
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                      #107

                      Let C be a category. Let X,Y∈C be objects. Assume that the induced representable presheaves Hom(⋅,X) and Hom(⋅,Y) are naturally isomorphic. Then how do you prove that X and Y are themselves isomorphic? Yo ned a lemma for that.

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                        #108

                        Just stumbled upon this part of a movie plot description:

                        This first encounter, which ends with Jerôme casually leaving her to fix his moped, leaves her disappointed, while Seligman observes that the combination of the number of times Jerôme penetrated her, three times vaginally and five times anally, resembles the Fibonacci sequence.

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                          jon-nyc
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                          #109

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
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                              #111

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                Klaus
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                                #112

                                @jon-nyc Nice!

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                                • AxtremusA Away
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                                  Axtremus
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                                  It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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                                  • AxtremusA Axtremus

                                    It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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                                    George K
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                                    @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                    It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                                    @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • George KG George K

                                      @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                      It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                                      @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

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                                      @George-K said in Geek humor:

                                      @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                      It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                                      @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                                      Ax finds it funny to shit on other people's jokes.

                                      Please love yourself.

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                                        George K
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                                        image.jpeg

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • George KG George K

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                                          @George-K I get this joke. It therefore cannot qualify as geek humor.

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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