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  • HoraceH Horace

    The utility of the rote mechanics was that anybody could memorize them, and then everybody "knew math". I wonder if you run up against intellectual ability barriers in attempts to teach the ideas.

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    @Horace said in Geek humor:

    The utility of the rote mechanics was that anybody could memorize them, and then everybody "knew math".

    I once taught a set-7 math class. Forget long-division, half of them could barely use a ruler.

    I was only joking

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      The utility of the rote mechanics was that anybody could memorize them, and then everybody "knew math". I wonder if you run up against intellectual ability barriers in attempts to teach the ideas.

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      @Horace said in Geek humor:

      The utility of the rote mechanics was that anybody could memorize them, and then everybody "knew math". I wonder if you run up against intellectual ability barriers in attempts to teach the ideas.

      I think they very much do. They teach multiple methods to arrive at solutions really admiring the problem in many ways. My son has flourished with it, I’ve always thought it was a special kind of torture for the mathphobic.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        My rote learning of multiplication tables has served me well over the last 60 years.

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          My rote learning of multiplication tables has served me well over the last 60 years.

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          @Copper said in Geek humor:

          My rote learning of multiplication tables has served me well over the last 60 years.

          So has my memorization of the Nicene Creed.

          I was only joking

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            And the Pater Noster

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              Re: “rote learning of multiplication tables”

              It’s really just caching for some frequently used information. Some information is more frequently needed than others, so it’s worthwhile to commit them to memory for quick access rather than to recompute or re-lookup every time the information is needed.

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                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                  Would be cool to live in a time when caricaturists were indistinguishable from portraitists.

                  Education is extremely important.

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                    Not one, but two Sisyphus jokes.

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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                        @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                        I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

                        Please. I can't bear the burden of another bad pun.

                        Please love yourself.

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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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                          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                          I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

                          You just need to be boulder,

                          The Brad

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                            This thread is going downhill fast…

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  @mark lol

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    @mark Funny! But it can't qualify as geek, on account of I understood it.

                                    Okay, maybe geek junior grade . . .

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      Time for some CT jokes.

                                      Once I was thinking what the category of my ex-girlfriends should be. Then I realized I was treating women as objects.

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                                        Let C be a category. Let X,Y∈C be objects. Assume that the induced representable presheaves Hom(⋅,X) and Hom(⋅,Y) are naturally isomorphic. Then how do you prove that X and Y are themselves isomorphic? Yo ned a lemma for that.

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                                          Just stumbled upon this part of a movie plot description:

                                          This first encounter, which ends with Jerôme casually leaving her to fix his moped, leaves her disappointed, while Seligman observes that the combination of the number of times Jerôme penetrated her, three times vaginally and five times anally, resembles the Fibonacci sequence.

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