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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    #102

    Only non-witches get due process.

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    • markM Offline
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        @mark lol

        Only non-witches get due process.

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          @mark Funny! But it can't qualify as geek, on account of I understood it.

          Okay, maybe geek junior grade . . .

          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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          • KlausK Offline
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            #106

            Time for some CT jokes.

            Once I was thinking what the category of my ex-girlfriends should be. Then I realized I was treating women as objects.

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              Let C be a category. Let X,Y∈C be objects. Assume that the induced representable presheaves Hom(⋅,X) and Hom(⋅,Y) are naturally isomorphic. Then how do you prove that X and Y are themselves isomorphic? Yo ned a lemma for that.

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              • KlausK Offline
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                #108

                Just stumbled upon this part of a movie plot description:

                This first encounter, which ends with Jerôme casually leaving her to fix his moped, leaves her disappointed, while Seligman observes that the combination of the number of times Jerôme penetrated her, three times vaginally and five times anally, resembles the Fibonacci sequence.

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                • jon-nycJ Offline
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        @jon-nyc Nice!

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                        • AxtremusA Offline
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                          It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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                            It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                            George KG Offline
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                            @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                            It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                            @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • George KG George K

                              @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                              It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                              @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

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                              @George-K said in Geek humor:

                              @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                              It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                              @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                              Ax finds it funny to shit on other people's jokes.

                              Please love yourself.

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                                image.jpeg

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  @George-K I get this joke. It therefore cannot qualify as geek humor.

                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    Chemists who publish negative findings should call those papers publianions instead of publications.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        I guess this could go here or the Venn picture thread.

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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