@kluurs said in Today's Bellyache:
it is clearly a sign of the times that cookbooks aren't the go to resource they once were.
Looking up a recipe for broccoli puree, Google fetched up -- wait for it -- 4,730,000 hits (in .42 seconds, which I don't care who you are, is scary as shit to think about its ownself).
Not believing that this actually meant there are 4,730,000 recipes for broccoli puree even on the Internetz, I clicked on page 10 just to see.
Sure enough. We got Healthy Broccoli Mashed Potatoes, Pureed Broccoli with Creme Fraiche, Rosemary Broccoli Puree, Butternut Squash and Broccoli Puree with Homemade Rusks, Broccoli Puree Side Dish, Puree of Broccoli Soup, How To Make Broccoli Baby Food, Precious Puree of Potato and Broccoli, Mustard Powder with Broccoli.
Then I came upon Quick and Easy Recipes from Williams Sonoma, which since I love me some Williams Sonoma I took a peek to see what they were up to with broccoli puree. But I got sidetracked with these bowls, which being totally a bowl phreak I WANT.
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Then I saw this chip and dip bowl just below the bowls and I WANT IT, TOO.
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It is now 2:30AM and I'm sorry, but this is all you get. Despite the song of ten million crickets or cicadas or whatever the eff they are, I must rest. 4,730,000 recipes for broccoli puree in .42 seconds on top of the FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago is just too much, I tell you. I must sleep, to escape the horror-filled speculation of what, God help us all, tomorrow may bring.