Christopher Walken:
Well, you see, the thing about toilet paper is quite fascinating. You've got this roll, you see? And the paper, it's like a ribbon of life, waiting to be unrolled. Now, when you put it over the roll, it's like an invitation to a dance. You pull it down, it flows gracefully, like a river of cleanliness. You've got control, you've got style, and that's important in life.
But, if you put it under the roll, it's like you're hiding something, keeping that paper tucked away. It's a bit of a secret, and life's too short for secrets in the bathroom, my friend. When you want that paper, you want it to come out without a fight, without a struggle. Over the roll, it's open, it's honest, and it's just the right way to do things. So, next time you're in that bathroom, remember to go over the roll and embrace the elegance it brings to your daily routine.
