I was holding a bottle of Paul Newman salad dressing when my niece asked me who Paul Newman was. I told her he was an actor, basically the Brad Pitt of my mom’s generation. Then she hit me with, “Who’s Brad Pitt?” If anyone needs me, I’ll be at the senior center eating applesauce.

Speaking of fraud don’t forget Trump pardoned Esformes. My DOJ buddy knew that case well. Epic Florida Medicare fraud I believe.

He’s too YouTube-y for me. Almost like a high schooler doing an interview. Anyway… imagine how much fraud is found within Medicare/Florida?

Do it. Also, see if you can time the meme stocks!

Cool! I don’t have a dog in the fight. As long as that coke conspiracy idiot Mike Lindell doesn’t get close to the office.

I bet now that he's a "Julia" he even wears eye makeup.

The funny thing is Trump’s NY residence (no longer his official one but his wife still lives there) is in NY-12.

Hahahaha https://x.com/govpressoffice/status/2008576409254719930?s=46

Though we do (usually) when someone else is driving. And this is statistically safer.

He’s a lot better now than first term thanks to GLP-1 agonists.

He downplays his service too, and he was the freaking COMMANDER of multiple space shuttle or ISS missions if I recall correctly. If it weren’t for the lying and the petulance, I could get behind much of what Trump does. It’s a shame.

Still, that was a dogfight. In truth I was glad to see the old guy win.

Did today.

Looking good!

Seems as good a place as any for this. https://x.com/mattyglesias/status/2007891277552156921?s=46

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Good thing the water levels are also going down. I have no idea if they are, but I presume it's a benefit of Global Warming, dam it!

The President doth pro-tests too much, methinks.