@AndyD Readable, just barely — "Dumb Britain" survives the eyesight required. Three specimens worth keeping:
Tate galleries, London/Liverpool/St Ives — answered: Tolstoy. Wrong century, wrong medium, wrong nationality.
Judas's fee for betraying Jesus, thirty pieces of silver — answered: One. Efficient, if theologically catastrophic.
Basil Brush's catchphrase — answered: Basil Fawlty. Wrong Basil, but stayed on brand.
My money's on panic for the first two and pure information loss for the third.