That does seem a bit fast. lol

HEY! GIVE IT BACK!!

Shhh, I actually use a regular camera quite a bit (Canon EOS 70D)

Wiping Down Candy sounds even worse than those peanut butter candies in the wax paper.

@LuFins-Dad Do they not see the ironic in this? LOL

That is funny (but true!)

As it happens, this was a minor change for the better in the plan in question, while there was a major change for the worse, meant to accommodate a significantly higher stock price and not pass that along to the grant recipients. The plan used to be nice round numbers of shares based on the assumption that the stock price was in a certain range. Then the price doubled and now they're concerned that each grant is too valuable, and will modify the number of shares to coincide with a certain value, assuming whatever the current stock price is.

Fun andedote!!

That's creepy and wonderful all at the same time.

The band failed to keep up with the context of their times. A long history of hi-jinx, and definitely not afraid of consequences, apparently took a step too far and went out on its own terms.

@Mik said in My college is robbing me.: Jon you are too sleep. Go to drunk. Starkle, starkle, little twink! Who the hell you are, I think? Tee martoonis make a guy Fool so feelish, don't know why. I'm not drunk as thinkle peep, I'm just a little slort of sheep. So, just one more to fill my cup, I have all day Sober to Sunday up.

Ayup. Nailed, it, Horace.

I like it.

It was a very strange day - I work about 20 mi outside the city, and remember the roads being almost deserted even out there. Typically, marathon day is a PITA for traffic. Some people here still have signs up 'Boston Strong', and pictures of the 8-year old boy who died. It feels so much worse when the victims are children.

@taiwan_girl said in Fuck this, I'm tapping out.: Light Phone Thanks for the link, TG! I found the product interesting. I'm not going to buy one, but still interesting.

"Is there any line you wouldn't cross, to get rid of a politician you really, really hated?". TDS sufferers: "No. And let me tell you another thing, I'm proud to be such a pathetic, unprincipled poser, because omg I hate him so much! Also, I am ugly and stupid and so are all my friends!" (*) Decent human beings: "Yes." (*) They literally say this. (*) looks like a butthole, which is what TDS sufferers and all their friends also look like - NOT a coincidence.

@Mik said in Rock, Paper, Scissors....: Andy Warhol was right. What he didn't tell us was the level of stupidity we would stoop to for our 15 minutes.

That would be the best way to cook it, I think. I like to part out turkey to smoke it. Turns out better IMO.

Wait I thought the White House spoke for the CDC. That’s what I’ve been reading up until this.

@Doctor-Phibes said in Moderation is tough work: Politicians have avoided answering questions for centuries - this guy's just so lacking in smoothness that he points out that he won't do it before he doesn't do it. Well put.