@Jolly said in The wife objects to your dancing.:
I was sitting in the old Ryman back in the 70's when Dolly came on stage. The crowd went wild, of course, but there was one guy in front of me that was absolutely going nuts, up to the point he was making a few lewd comments about her anatomy and some of the things he'd love to do with her.
His wife slapped the snot out of him.
He didn't say another word...
As well she should, and he afterwards.