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When Do They DIE???

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  • Catseye3C Offline
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    Catseye3
    wrote on last edited by
    #1

    I've had a buzzy fly in my house for the last three days. It never sleeps. It follows me from room to room and lands on the nearest windowpane and waits motionless until I'm three feet away with the flyswatter and creeping ever closer, then takes off, buzzing merrily and indefatigably.

    Please, Daddy, make it go away!

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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    • MikM Offline
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      Mik
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      You need help.

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      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • JollyJ Offline
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        Jolly
        wrote on last edited by
        #3

        Amateur.

        Link to video

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          #4

          You need an a-salt weapon.

          https://www.amazon.com/BUG-A-SALT-Reverse-Yellow-2-5/dp/B08GFFXTLT/ref=sr_1_35?crid=AG5R51PUYWVL&keywords=flyshooter&qid=1649944930&sprefix=flyshooter%2Caps%2C130&sr=8-35

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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            Doctor Phibes
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            Take no notice of these girly-men with their effeminate salt solutions (not that there's anything wrong with being an effeminate girly-man, of course)

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            I was only joking

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            • Catseye3C Offline
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              Catseye3
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              Thanks, Phibes! The perfect solution!

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              • MikM Offline
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                Mik
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                He forgot the 'Do not try this at home' disclaimer.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                • MikM Mik

                  He forgot the 'Do not try this at home' disclaimer.

                  Catseye3C Offline
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                  Catseye3
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #8

                  @Mik

                  Too late.

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                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  • jodiJ Offline
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                    jodi
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                    Just hang up one of those ugly sticky unrolly things (not toxic) in one of your sunny windows for the day. It will get stuck and die. I had to do that in the summer in the windows in the barn in Maine, and I did it in the house occasionally. Works great. Hardest part is getting the thing unrolled with the little thumbtack still on it (but you could tape it up easily).

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                    • jodiJ Offline
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                      jodi
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #10

                      https://www.walmart.com/ip/Womail-4-Rolls-Sticky-Fly-Paper-Eliminate-Flies-Insect-Bug-Glue-Paper-Catcher-Trap/919286651

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                      • jodiJ jodi

                        Just hang up one of those ugly sticky unrolly things (not toxic) in one of your sunny windows for the day. It will get stuck and die. I had to do that in the summer in the windows in the barn in Maine, and I did it in the house occasionally. Works great. Hardest part is getting the thing unrolled with the little thumbtack still on it (but you could tape it up easily).

                        JollyJ Offline
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                        Jolly
                        wrote on last edited by
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                        @jodi Yeah, but you have horseflies and those are usually the size of a Chihuahua. With wings

                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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