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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    During a recent password audit, a blonde woman was discovered to have the password “MickeyMinnieGoofyHueyDeweyLouisDonaldDaffySacramento”

    When asked why she said “they said it needed to be eight characters and a capital”.

    AxtremusA Away
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    Axtremus
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    #524

    @jon-nyc said in So....:

    During a recent password audit, a blonde woman was discovered to have the password “MickeyMinnieGoofyHueyDeweyLouisDonaldDaffySacramento”

    When asked why she said “they said it needed to be eight characters and a capital”.

    The eight characters are fine but Sacramento is too correct.
    Perhaps make it Los Angeles or San Francisco or New York City.

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    • jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nycJ Online
      jon-nyc
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      #525

      When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

      When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

      You were warned.

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      • jon-nycJ Online
        jon-nycJ Online
        jon-nyc
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        #526

        I sold my vacuum the other day.

        All it was doing was collecting dust.

        You were warned.

        George KG 1 Reply Last reply
        • jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #527

          It's not that I like cocaine, really. I just love the way it smells.

          You were warned.

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          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            I sold my vacuum the other day.

            All it was doing was collecting dust.

            George KG Offline
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            George K
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            #528

            @jon-nyc said in So....:

            sold my vacuum the other day.
            All it was doing was collecting dust.

            A tip of the virtual hat to everyone here who didn't descend into the "sucks" jokes.

            @Aqua-s-Sister , I'm NOT looking at you.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #529

              Queen Pasiphae of Crete gave birth to the Minotaur, violating Bart Simpson's famous maxim "Don't have a cow-man"

              You were warned.

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              • jon-nycJ Online
                jon-nycJ Online
                jon-nyc
                wrote on last edited by
                #530

                Heavy storm over Liverpool today so they canceled all flights in and out of John Lennon Airport.

                Imagine all the people…

                You were warned.

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                  Larry
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                  #531

                  Did you hear about the blonde who divorced her husband because she got pregnant and didn't believe she was the mother?

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #532

                    Chess players think checkers players are dumb, but I love checkers.

                    Besides, the red ones are tasty.

                    You were warned.

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #533

                      After years of bad luck with the opposite sex, I’m changing my sexual orientation.

                      I’m now officially buysexual.

                      You were warned.

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #534

                        The young couple next door to me are making a sex tape , only they don't know it yet.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #535

                          I told my wife that the shoes she’s wearing are inappropriate for gardening.

                          But she’s digging in her heels.

                          You were warned.

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                          • jon-nycJ Online
                            jon-nycJ Online
                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #536

                            My ex had a tattoo of a seashell on her right thigh.

                            If you put your left ear against it you could smell the sea.

                            You were warned.

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                              Catseye3
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                              #537

                              The last thing I want to do is hurt you; but it’s still on the list.

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                Catseye3
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #538

                                Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                                😖

                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                • jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #539

                                  Next time a stranger takes a seat next to you in a public place, stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?”

                                  You were warned.

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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #540

                                    I’m worried my new girlfriend might be a communist.

                                    There are red flags everywhere.

                                    You were warned.

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                                    • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                      Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                                      😖

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                                      LuFins Dad
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                                      @Catseye3 said in So....:

                                      Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

                                      😖

                                      LOL

                                      The Brad

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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                                        When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

                                        IvorythumperI Offline
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                                        @jon-nyc said in So....:

                                        When I’m bored I’ll call the local Best Western hotel.

                                        When they pick up the phone and say “Best Western,” I say “True Grit with John Wayne” and hang up.

                                        One of the worst westerns, but you're pranking them, right?

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                                        • jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nyc
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                                          #543

                                          I’m writing a new book about the things I should be doing in life.

                                          It’s an oughttobiography.

                                          You were warned.

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