So....
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wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 22:11 last edited by
So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.
I'll have to mow it tomorrow.
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wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:19 last edited by
Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?
Little Johnny: mouthwash.....
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wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:39 last edited by
I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.
She said “you mean 69”?
I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.
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wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 00:15 last edited by
I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
I hope I get Doritos.
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wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 02:54 last edited by
My friend David lost his ID.
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Now we just call him Dav.....
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wrote on 9 Aug 2021, 01:54 last edited by
I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 17:05 last edited by
Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.
And that we’re out of napkins.
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wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 19:15 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 19:16
This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....
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wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 20:23 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 20:24
Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...
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Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...
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wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 00:08 last edited by
What does sex and the military have in common?
You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….
(Maybe too soon)
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What does sex and the military have in common?
You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….
(Maybe too soon)
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wrote on 19 Aug 2021, 05:34 last edited by
I tried drag racing the other day.
It was BRUTAL running in those heels......
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wrote on 19 Aug 2021, 05:35 last edited by
So...
I was captured by a mime...
He did unspeakable things to me....
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wrote on 23 Aug 2021, 17:08 last edited by
I don’t always roll a joint.
But when I do it’s my ankle.
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wrote on 4 Sept 2021, 08:08 last edited by
So I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know if it’s raining in Sweden?
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wrote on 4 Sept 2021, 23:36 last edited by
When I was younger, I thought "Drink Responsibly" meant don't spill it.
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wrote on 5 Sept 2021, 01:49 last edited by
In retrospect, hiding the microchips in the horse dewormer was brilliant.
