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    Larry
    wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 22:55 last edited by
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    @jon-nyc said in So....:

    @larry said in So....:

    So......

    I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,

    Who told you that? I'd like to meter.

    Not telling.. you'd just try to inch your way into her good graces. So I'm afraid I must put my foot down...

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 01:05 last edited by
      #316

      Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • J jon-nyc
        5 Aug 2021, 01:05

        Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

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        Catseye3
        wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 01:11 last edited by
        #317

        @jon-nyc 🙄 🙄 🙄

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • J jon-nyc
          5 Aug 2021, 01:05

          Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

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          Aqua Letifer
          wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 05:43 last edited by
          #318

          @jon-nyc said in So....:

          Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”

          The bar is indeed tender for all debts, public and private.

          Please love yourself.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 15:58 last edited by
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            A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

            And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • J jon-nyc
              5 Aug 2021, 15:58

              A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.

              And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.

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              Catseye3
              wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 19:39 last edited by
              #320

              @jon-nyc There, you see? Some things make perfect sense.

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                MainerMikeBrown
                wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 22:11 last edited by
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                So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.

                I'll have to mow it tomorrow.

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                  Larry
                  wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:19 last edited by
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                  Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?

                  Little Johnny: mouthwash.....

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:39 last edited by
                    #323

                    I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.

                    She said “you mean 69”?

                    I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 00:15 last edited by
                      #324

                      I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.

                      I hope I get Doritos.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        Larry
                        wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 02:54 last edited by
                        #325

                        My friend David lost his ID.

                        ...

                        Now we just call him Dav.....

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 9 Aug 2021, 01:54 last edited by
                          #326

                          I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                          I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            9 Aug 2021, 01:54

                            I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                            I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 9 Aug 2021, 11:15 last edited by
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                            @jon-nyc said in So....:

                            I just watched a documentary on marijuana.

                            I think all documentaries should be watched this way.

                            😑

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 17:05 last edited by
                              #328

                              Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.

                              And that we’re out of napkins.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                Larry
                                wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 19:15 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 19:16
                                #329

                                This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....

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                                  Larry
                                  wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 20:23 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 20:24
                                  #330

                                  Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                                    10 Aug 2021, 20:23

                                    Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

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                                    brenda
                                    wrote on 12 Aug 2021, 14:10 last edited by
                                    #331

                                    @larry said in So....:

                                    Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...

                                    Good one, Larry. Will be sharing this.

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                                      xenon
                                      wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 00:08 last edited by
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                                      What does sex and the military have in common?

                                      You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                      (Maybe too soon)

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                                      • X xenon
                                        17 Aug 2021, 00:08

                                        What does sex and the military have in common?

                                        You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                        (Maybe too soon)

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 17 Aug 2021, 00:19 last edited by
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                                        @xenon said in So....:

                                        What does sex and the military have in common?

                                        You end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money when you pull out at the wrong time….

                                        Perfect.

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Larry
                                          wrote on 19 Aug 2021, 05:34 last edited by
                                          #334

                                          I tried drag racing the other day.

                                          It was BRUTAL running in those heels......

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