So....
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wrote on 28 Jul 2021, 23:01 last edited by
The Mother Superior calls a meeting with all the nuns in the convent.
She says "Ladies, we have a case of ghonnorhea in the convent!"
One nun looks at another nun and says "well, Good! I was getting a little tired of Chardonnay..".
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wrote on 4 Aug 2021, 19:18 last edited by
So......
I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,
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So......
I just found out that the company that makes yardsticks won't be making them any longer..,,
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wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 01:05 last edited by
Termite walks into a bar and asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
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wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 15:58 last edited by
A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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A recent study found that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits.
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with Carmel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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wrote on 5 Aug 2021, 22:11 last edited by
So....my front lawn is rather green because of all the rain we've been getting here in southern Maine lately.
I'll have to mow it tomorrow.
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wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:19 last edited by
Teacher: Little Johnny, what comes after 69?
Little Johnny: mouthwash.....
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wrote on 7 Aug 2021, 15:39 last edited by
I asked Aqua’s sister to 68.
She said “you mean 69”?
I said, “No, 68. You blow me and I’ll owe you one”.
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wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 00:15 last edited by
I heard the government is putting chips inside of people.
I hope I get Doritos.
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wrote on 8 Aug 2021, 02:54 last edited by
My friend David lost his ID.
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Now we just call him Dav.....
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wrote on 9 Aug 2021, 01:54 last edited by
I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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I just watched a documentary on marijuana.
I think all documentaries should be watched this way.
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wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 17:05 last edited by
Sometimes I rub my hands through my wife’s hair. It’s a good way to let her know I love her.
And that we’re out of napkins.
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wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 19:15 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 19:16
This month I will be take your phone out and take a picture of the label then blow it up so I can read it years old....
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wrote on 10 Aug 2021, 20:23 last edited by Larry 8 Oct 2021, 20:24
Everybody who's here for the yodeling lessons please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly orderly line...
