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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • I Improviso
    13 Feb 2022, 17:51

    @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

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    LuFins Dad
    wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 18:01 last edited by
    #407

    @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

    How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

    The Brad

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      Larry
      wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 20:59 last edited by
      #408

      Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

      You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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      • J jon-nyc
        13 Feb 2022, 17:55

        Jack and Jill went up the hill
        So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
        Jack got quite a shock
        And a mouthful of cock
        Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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        Ivorythumper
        wrote on 14 Feb 2022, 02:46 last edited by
        #409

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 15 Feb 2022, 23:41 last edited by
          #410

          click to show

          Link to video

          You were warned.

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          • I Ivorythumper
            14 Feb 2022, 02:46

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            Mik
            wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:00 last edited by
            #411

            @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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            Perfect.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • J jon-nyc
              15 Feb 2022, 23:41

              click to show

              Link to video

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              Mik
              wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:01 last edited by
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              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                George K
                wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 13:27 last edited by
                #413

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 00:04 last edited by
                  #414

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:37 last edited by
                    #415

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • G George K
                      17 Feb 2022, 01:37

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                      Larry
                      wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 01:45 last edited by
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                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      Bahahshahaha

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                        George K
                        wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:53 last edited by
                        #417

                        Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                        His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 12:55 last edited by
                          #418

                          My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                          I can’t complain.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 14:15 last edited by
                            #419

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Improviso
                              wrote on 17 Feb 2022, 19:12 last edited by
                              #420

                              Hi Friend....

                              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                mark
                                wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 16:36 last edited by
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                                  17 Feb 2022, 14:15

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                                  xenon
                                  wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:48 last edited by
                                  #422

                                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                  It took me a while to not see that.

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                                  • X xenon
                                    18 Feb 2022, 23:48

                                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    FLx9cCuXIAEzDGr.jpeg

                                    It took me a while to not see that.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 18 Feb 2022, 23:50 last edited by
                                    #423

                                    @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    It took me a while to not see that.

                                    's OK. We can still be friends.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 00:31 last edited by
                                      #424

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 19 Feb 2022, 10:29 last edited by
                                        #425

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                                        You were warned.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 21 Feb 2022, 12:52 last edited by
                                          #426

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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