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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • ImprovisoI Improviso

    @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

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    @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

    Rearrange the furniture.

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

    How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

    The Brad

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    • LarryL Offline
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      Larry
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      Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

      You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        Jack and Jill went up the hill
        So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
        Jack got quite a shock
        And a mouthful of cock
        Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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          #410

          click to show

          Link to video

          You were warned.

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          • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

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            Mik
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            @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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            Perfect.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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              MikM Away
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              Mik
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              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
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                #413

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #415

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • George KG George K

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                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      Bahahshahaha

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                      • George KG Offline
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                        #417

                        Things have been going great since my doctor told me I can masturbate whenever I want.

                        His email said I could have a stroke at anytime.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #418

                          My dominatrix asked if I like my new ball-gag.

                          I can’t complain.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Hi Friend....

                              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                • George KG George K

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                                  xenon
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                                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                  It took me a while to not see that.

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                                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    It took me a while to not see that.

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                                    @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    It took me a while to not see that.

                                    's OK. We can still be friends.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #424

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on last edited by
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                                        You were warned.

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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