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    Improviso
    wrote on 7 Feb 2022, 14:35 last edited by
    #394

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    We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
    Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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      mark
      wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 04:35 last edited by
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        Copper
        wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 17:07 last edited by
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 18:40 last edited by
          #397

          Lol

          Only non-witches get due process.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 19:00 last edited by
            #398

            Only non-witches get due process.

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              Catseye3
              wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 19:07 last edited by
              #399

              Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                George K
                wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 00:52 last edited by
                #400

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  12 Feb 2022, 00:52

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                  bachophile
                  wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 05:43 last edited by
                  #401

                  @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 12:22 last edited by
                    #402

                    @bachophile

                    POTD. 👏

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      17 Jan 2022, 02:59

                      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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                      taiwan_girl
                      wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 16:52 last edited by
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                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                      Rearrange the furniture.

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                      • T taiwan_girl
                        13 Feb 2022, 16:52

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                        Rearrange the furniture.

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                        Improviso
                        wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:51 last edited by
                        #404

                        @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                        Rearrange the furniture.

                        How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                        Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:53 last edited by
                          #405

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:55 last edited by
                            #406

                            Jack and Jill went up the hill
                            So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                            Jack got quite a shock
                            And a mouthful of cock
                            Because Jill’s real name is Randy

                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                            • I Improviso
                              13 Feb 2022, 17:51

                              @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                              And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                              How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                              Rearrange the furniture.

                              How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                              Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

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                              LuFins Dad
                              wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 18:01 last edited by
                              #407

                              @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                              And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                              How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                              Rearrange the furniture.

                              How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                              Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                              How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

                              The Brad

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                                Larry
                                wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 20:59 last edited by
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                                Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

                                You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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                                  13 Feb 2022, 17:55

                                  Jack and Jill went up the hill
                                  So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                                  Jack got quite a shock
                                  And a mouthful of cock
                                  Because Jill’s real name is Randy

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                                  Ivorythumper
                                  wrote on 14 Feb 2022, 02:46 last edited by
                                  #409

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 15 Feb 2022, 23:41 last edited by
                                    #410

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                                    Link to video

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • I Ivorythumper
                                      14 Feb 2022, 02:46

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:00 last edited by
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                                      @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      Perfect.

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        15 Feb 2022, 23:41

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 00:01 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 16 Feb 2022, 13:27 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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