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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #393

    Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

    Parents: Let’s start with the good news

    Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • ImprovisoI Offline
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      Improviso
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      #394

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      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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          #396

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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            jon-nyc
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            #397

            Lol

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ Offline
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #398

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                Catseye3
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                #399

                Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  #400

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    #401

                    @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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                    • jon-nycJ Offline
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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #402

                      @bachophile

                      POTD. 👏

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                        taiwan_girlT Offline
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                        taiwan_girl
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                        #403

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                        And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                        How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                        Rearrange the furniture.

                        ImprovisoI 1 Reply Last reply
                        • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                          Rearrange the furniture.

                          ImprovisoI Offline
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                          Improviso
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #404

                          @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                          And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                          How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                          Rearrange the furniture.

                          How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                          Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

                          LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
                          • jon-nycJ Offline
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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #405

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                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • jon-nycJ Offline
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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #406

                              Jack and Jill went up the hill
                              So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                              Jack got quite a shock
                              And a mouthful of cock
                              Because Jill’s real name is Randy

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • ImprovisoI Improviso

                                @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                Rearrange the furniture.

                                How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                                Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                                LuFins DadL Offline
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                                LuFins Dad
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #407

                                @improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                Rearrange the furniture.

                                How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                                Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                                How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet seat…

                                The Brad

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                                  Larry
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                                  #408

                                  Why wouldn't Helen Keller' s dog come when she called him?

                                  You wouldn't come either if your name was "snurrerrwwwqqqppofft".......

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                                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                    Jack and Jill went up the hill
                                    So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                                    Jack got quite a shock
                                    And a mouthful of cock
                                    Because Jill’s real name is Randy

                                    IvorythumperI Offline
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                                    Ivorythumper
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #409

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #410

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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

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                                        MikM Away
                                        MikM Away
                                        Mik
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #411

                                        @ivorythumper said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        Perfect.

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                                          Mik
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                                          #412

                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                          🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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