The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 00:09 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Apr 2022, 00:09
HR rep: I have 3 openings.
Candidate: I’ll take anal.
HR rep:
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@catseye3 said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Jon is the Aaron Rodgers of this thread. He OWNS it.
And how.
If it weren't for his purity score, I'd be shocked.
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wrote on 4 Feb 2022, 01:40 last edited by
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?
Names.
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wrote on 5 Feb 2022, 06:18 last edited by xenon 2 May 2022, 06:19
My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.
I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.
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Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby
Parents: Let’s start with the good news
Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.
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wrote on 11 Feb 2022, 18:40 last edited by
Lol
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Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.
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@george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.
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wrote on 12 Feb 2022, 12:22 last edited by
POTD.
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wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 16:52 last edited by
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
How did Helen Keller parent punish her?
Rearrange the furniture.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
How did Helen Keller parent punish her?
Rearrange the furniture.
wrote on 13 Feb 2022, 17:51 last edited by@taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Hellen Keller walked into a bar...
And a table. And a chair. And a wall....
How did Helen Keller parent punish her?
Rearrange the furniture.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.