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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    xenon
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    #387

    What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

    Names.

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          #390

          My girlfriend says having a small penis isn’t a big deal.

          I dunno if I can get over it… I kinda wish she didn’t have one at all.

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            Improviso
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            We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
            Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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              George K
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              #392

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                #393

                Doctor: I have good news and bad news about your baby

                Parents: Let’s start with the good news

                Doctor: He’ll be able to park wherever he wants.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  Improviso
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                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                        #397

                        Lol

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          jon-nyc
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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            Oh yeah, nuthin' wrong there.

                            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                              George K
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                @george-k sometimes u need to to open the engine, remove the piston from the cylinder, empty out any residual fluids accumulating in the cylinder, and check carefully for cracks in the cylinder which can be caused by too much stress and overheating, or lack of enough lubricating oil coating the cylinder thus making the action of the piston uneven and even destructive, causing the whole engine not to function smoothly. This instrument allows the mechanic to inspect all aspects of the cylinder to see if all is well, sometimes the whole cylinder should be rebored and made functional again,,although at this point the mechanic may suggest to the driver to replace they cylinder altogether with a newer model, and avoid the coast of a rebuild, or refurbish which is never as good as a the original part.

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  @bachophile

                                  POTD. 👏

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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                                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                    And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                    How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                    Rearrange the furniture.

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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                      Rearrange the furniture.

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                                      Improviso
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                                      @taiwan_girl said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                                      And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                                      How did Helen Keller parent punish her?

                                      Rearrange the furniture.

                                      How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

                                      Put her in a round room and told her to go sit in the corner.

                                      We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                      Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        #405

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          Jack and Jill went up the hill
                                          So Jack could lick Jill’s candy.
                                          Jack got quite a shock
                                          And a mouthful of cock
                                          Because Jill’s real name is Randy

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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