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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Larry
    wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:29 last edited by
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    Why do midgets laugh when they run?

    The grass tickles their balls,

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 00:53 last edited by
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      You were warned.

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        10 Dec 2021, 00:53

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        Improviso
        wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 11:18 last edited by
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        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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        Link to video

        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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          George K
          wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:43 last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:44 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Mik
              wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 17:33 last edited by
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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 15 Dec 2021, 11:11 last edited by
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                You were warned.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:37 last edited by
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                  You were warned.

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                  • J jon-nyc
                    20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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                    George K
                    wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:39 last edited by
                    #281

                    @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

                    But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:58 last edited by
                      #282

                      I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 21 Dec 2021, 19:58 last edited by
                        #283

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                        You were warned.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:23 last edited by
                          #284

                          This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                          Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                          Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                          Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                          Me: “Did she really?”
                          Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                          Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                          Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                          Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                          Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                          Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                          Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                          Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                          Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:25 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:30 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Mik
                                wrote on 24 Dec 2021, 15:30 last edited by
                                #287

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                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  bachophile
                                  wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 17:19 last edited by
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                                    20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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                                    Larry
                                    wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:03 last edited by
                                    #289

                                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    BAHAHAHAAAAAA

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                                    • G George K
                                      23 Dec 2021, 22:23

                                      This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                                      Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                                      Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                                      Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                                      Me: “Did she really?”
                                      Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                                      Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                                      Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                                      Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                                      Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                                      Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                                      Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                                      Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                                      Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:09 last edited by
                                      #290

                                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                                      Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                                      Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                                      Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                                      Me: “Did she really?”
                                      Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                                      Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                                      Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                                      Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                                      Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                                      Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                                      Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                                      Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                                      Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                                      Link to video

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                                        24 Dec 2021, 15:30

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                                        LuFins Dad
                                        wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:38 last edited by
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                                        @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        Where’s the spit emoji?

                                        The Brad

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 1 Jan 2022, 14:48 last edited by
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                                          You were warned.

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