The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[Mik]

I'm going to hell, but...

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
Me: “Did she really?”
Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef”
Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

[George K]

[George K]

[Mik]

[bachophile]

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

BAHAHAHAAAAAA

[Larry]

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
Me: “Did she really?”
Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef”
Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

Link to video

[LuFins Dad]

@mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Where’s the spit emoji?

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

I think 2022 might be a great year after all. It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.

[jon-nyc]

Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?

They make all the toys.

[George K]

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?

She had a frog in her throat.

[George K]

Jesus said, "Fun fact! I really don't even know if I can swim!"

[George K]

[George K]

Aqua's Sister: ANUS TART

[Larry]

I got a text from my wife that said

"Hurryhomethespacekeyonmyphonewontworkandineedanalternative"

I got excited and hurried home as fast as I could go, but I couldn't help but wonder what a ternative is.....