Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

The New Coffee Room

  1. TNCR
  2. General Discussion
  3. The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved General Discussion
1.7k Posts 29 Posters 150.5k Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • jon-nycJ Online
    jon-nycJ Online
    jon-nyc
    wrote on last edited by
    #269

    I’m telling HR….

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
    1 Reply Last reply
    • George KG Offline
      George KG Offline
      George K
      wrote on last edited by
      #270

      Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…

      They rowboat them.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

      1 Reply Last reply
      • MikM Away
        MikM Away
        Mik
        wrote on last edited by
        #271

        alt text

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

        1 Reply Last reply
        • George KG Offline
          George KG Offline
          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #272

          What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

          A family photo.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

          1 Reply Last reply
          • LarryL Offline
            LarryL Offline
            Larry
            wrote on last edited by
            #273

            Why do midgets laugh when they run?

            The grass tickles their balls,

            1 Reply Last reply
            • jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #274

              377DC964-3F56-4139-9113-F58B71D27299.jpeg

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
              ImprovisoI 1 Reply Last reply
              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                377DC964-3F56-4139-9113-F58B71D27299.jpeg

                ImprovisoI Offline
                ImprovisoI Offline
                Improviso
                wrote on last edited by
                #275

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                377DC964-3F56-4139-9113-F58B71D27299.jpeg

                Link to video

                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

                1 Reply Last reply
                • George KG Offline
                  George KG Offline
                  George K
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #276

                  IMG_1032.PNG

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  • George KG Offline
                    George KG Offline
                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #277

                    IMG_1027.JPG

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    • MikM Away
                      MikM Away
                      Mik
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #278

                      alt text

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      • jon-nycJ Online
                        jon-nycJ Online
                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #279

                        543244F6-1400-4960-87AC-9C1122F2AB68.jpeg

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                        1 Reply Last reply
                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #280

                          09A35928-AA51-4AC4-BEA9-F635A1050BFD.jpeg

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                          George KG LarryL 2 Replies Last reply
                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            09A35928-AA51-4AC4-BEA9-F635A1050BFD.jpeg

                            George KG Offline
                            George KG Offline
                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #281

                            @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

                            But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            • MikM Away
                              MikM Away
                              Mik
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #282

                              I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              • jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nycJ Online
                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #283

                                4E01AC4F-D6C5-4C42-9395-543C96184DF9.jpeg

                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                1 Reply Last reply
                                • George KG Offline
                                  George KG Offline
                                  George K
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #284

                                  This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                                  Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                                  Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                                  Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                                  Me: “Did she really?”
                                  Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                                  Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                                  Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                                  Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                                  Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                                  Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                                  Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                                  Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                                  Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                  LarryL 1 Reply Last reply
                                  • George KG Offline
                                    George KG Offline
                                    George K
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #285

                                    269831953_10220399816521037_1054267503356233673_n.jpg

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    • George KG Offline
                                      George KG Offline
                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #286

                                      Screen Shot 2021-12-23 at 4.29.49 PM.png

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      • MikM Away
                                        MikM Away
                                        Mik
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #287

                                        alt text

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

                                        LuFins DadL 1 Reply Last reply
                                        • bachophileB Online
                                          bachophileB Online
                                          bachophile
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #288

                                          7229CB3C-6EE5-4DCC-BB6E-129F9D90D4D0.jpeg

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Don't have an account? Register

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups