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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • MikM Away
    MikM Away
    Mik
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    #278

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    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • jon-nycJ Online
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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        jon-nyc
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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          George KG Offline
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          George K
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          @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

          But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • MikM Away
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            I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nyc
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              #283

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
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                This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                Me: “Did she really?”
                Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
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                    #286

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • MikM Away
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                      Mik
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                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          BAHAHAHAAAAAA

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                          • George KG George K

                            This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                            Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                            Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                            Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                            Me: “Did she really?”
                            Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                            Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                            Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                            Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                            Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                            Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                            Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                            Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                            Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

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                            Larry
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                            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                            Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                            Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                            Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                            Me: “Did she really?”
                            Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                            Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                            Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                            Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                            Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                            Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                            Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                            Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                            Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                            Link to video

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                              @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                              Where’s the spit emoji?

                              The Brad

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                                jon-nyc
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  I think 2022 might be a great year after all. It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #294

                                    Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?

                                    They make all the toys.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nyc
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                                          Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?

                                          She had a frog in her throat.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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