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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
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    #280

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      George KG Offline
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      @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

      But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            #284

            This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

            Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
            Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
            Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
            Me: “Did she really?”
            Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
            Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
            Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
            Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
            Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
            Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
            Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
            Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
            Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
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              #285

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      BAHAHAHAAAAAA

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                      • George KG George K

                        This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                        Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                        Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                        Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                        Me: “Did she really?”
                        Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                        Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                        Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                        Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                        Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                        Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                        Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                        Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                        Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                        LarryL Offline
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                        Larry
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                        #290

                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                        Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                        Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                        Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                        Me: “Did she really?”
                        Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                        Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                        Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                        Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                        Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                        Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                        Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                        Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                        Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                        Link to video

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                          LuFins Dad
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                          @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                          Where’s the spit emoji?

                          The Brad

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                            jon-nyc
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                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              I think 2022 might be a great year after all. It already started with a Golden Girls reunion.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                jon-nyc
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                                Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?

                                They make all the toys.

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  George K
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?

                                      She had a frog in her throat.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        George K
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                                        Jesus said, "Fun fact! I really don't even know if I can swim!"

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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