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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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    @jon-nyc I remember telling that joke at work...boy did I get the looks.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      I’m telling HR….

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…

        They rowboat them.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

            A family photo.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Why do midgets laugh when they run?

              The grass tickles their balls,

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  Link to video

                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          jon-nyc
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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

                              But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                                    Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                                    Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                                    Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                                    Me: “Did she really?”
                                    Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                                    Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                                    Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                                    Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                                    Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                                    Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                                    Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                                    Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                                    Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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