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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • LarryL Offline
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    Larry
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    #273

    Why do midgets laugh when they run?

    The grass tickles their balls,

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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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        Link to video

        We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
        Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • MikM Away
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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                jon-nyc
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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • jon-nycJ Online
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                  jon-nyc
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    George KG Offline
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                    George K
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                    @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

                    But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • MikM Away
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                      Mik
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                      I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        jon-nyc
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                        #283

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • George KG Offline
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                          George K
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                          This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                          Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                          Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                          Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                          Me: “Did she really?”
                          Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                          Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                          Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                          Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                          Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                          Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                          Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                          Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                          Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Mik
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                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    BAHAHAHAAAAAA

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                                    • George KG George K

                                      This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                                      Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                                      Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                                      Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                                      Me: “Did she really?”
                                      Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                                      Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                                      Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                                      Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                                      Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                                      Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                                      Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                                      Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                                      Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                                      LarryL Offline
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                                      Larry
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                                      #290

                                      @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                                      Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                                      Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                                      Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                                      Me: “Did she really?”
                                      Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                                      Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                                      Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                                      Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                                      Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                                      Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                                      Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                                      Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                                      Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                                      Link to video

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                                        LuFins Dad
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                                        @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        Where’s the spit emoji?

                                        The Brad

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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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