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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    George K
    wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:28 last edited by
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    What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

    A family photo.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Larry
      wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:29 last edited by
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      Why do midgets laugh when they run?

      The grass tickles their balls,

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 00:53 last edited by
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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          10 Dec 2021, 00:53

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          Improviso
          wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 11:18 last edited by
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          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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          Link to video

          We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
          Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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            George K
            wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:43 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:44 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Mik
                wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 17:33 last edited by
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                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 15 Dec 2021, 11:11 last edited by
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:37 last edited by
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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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                      George K
                      wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:39 last edited by
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                      @jon-nyc OK. That's pretty inappropriate.

                      But, it's nyunny a nyuck.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        Mik
                        wrote on 20 Dec 2021, 22:58 last edited by
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                        I'm going to hell, but... 🤣

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 21 Dec 2021, 19:58 last edited by
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                          Only non-witches get due process.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:23 last edited by
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                            This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                            Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                            Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                            Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                            Me: “Did she really?”
                            Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                            Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                            Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                            Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                            Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                            Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                            Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                            Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                            Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:25 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 23 Dec 2021, 22:30 last edited by
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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 24 Dec 2021, 15:30 last edited by
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                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    bachophile
                                    wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 17:19 last edited by
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                                      20 Dec 2021, 22:37

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                                      Larry
                                      wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:03 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                      BAHAHAHAAAAAA

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                                      • G George K
                                        23 Dec 2021, 22:23

                                        This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                                        Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                                        Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                                        Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                                        Me: “Did she really?”
                                        Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                                        Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                                        Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                                        Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                                        Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                                        Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                                        Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                                        Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                                        Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

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                                        Larry
                                        wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:09 last edited by
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                                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        This could go in the "OR Quotes" thread, but probably belongs here.

                                        Co worker: “Diane said a bad word yesterday.”
                                        Anesthesiologist: “Yeah she did! we don’t say that!”
                                        Circulator: “What’s she say? the F word?”
                                        Me: “Did she really?”
                                        Co worker:: “No the Q word!!”
                                        Me: *Thinks to myself Q word?!….
                                        Them: “Yeah we don’t say that word here! it’s not allowed!”
                                        Me: “The only Q word I can think of is queef” 😂
                                        Them: “Yeah! that’s the word! We’ll go with that!”
                                        Me: *Q word?! Then I whisper “Wait, are you talking about queer?!”
                                        Anesthesiologist: “For the love of God, you’re on call. don’t even think about it! It’s queef!”
                                        Me: *Still not comprehending what they’re taking about!!
                                        Me: “OH THE OR Q WORD!!! I GET IT NOW!!”

                                        Link to video

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                                          24 Dec 2021, 15:30

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                                          LuFins Dad
                                          wrote on 27 Dec 2021, 20:38 last edited by
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                                          @mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                          Where’s the spit emoji?

                                          The Brad

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