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  • J Online
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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:06 last edited by
    #1443

    I like my women like I like my whiskey.

    Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

    You were warned.

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    • J jon-nyc
      28 Aug 2024, 02:01

      How come pedophiles never win races?

      They like to come in a little behind.

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      George K
      wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:08 last edited by
      #1444

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      How come pedophiles never win races?

      They like to come in a little behind.

      OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

      But in my dotage I can't recall it.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        Mik
        wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:17 last edited by
        #1445

        Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • J Online
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:21 last edited by
          #1446

          How do you make a dog go woof?

          Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

          You were warned.

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          • J jon-nyc
            28 Aug 2024, 02:21

            How do you make a dog go woof?

            Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

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            Wim
            wrote on 29 Aug 2024, 10:02 last edited by
            #1447

            @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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            • J Online
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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 1 Sept 2024, 03:58 last edited by
              #1448

              IMG_9805.jpeg

              You were warned.

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                Mik
                wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 13:19 last edited by
                #1449

                This is hard to beat!

                IMG_4505.jpeg

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                • J jon-nyc
                  1 Sept 2024, 03:58

                  IMG_9805.jpeg

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                  Horace
                  wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 17:34 last edited by
                  #1450

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  IMG_9805.jpeg

                  Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

                  Education is extremely important.

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                  • J Online
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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 19:52 last edited by
                    #1451

                    He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                    You were warned.

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                    • J jon-nyc
                      2 Sept 2024, 19:52

                      He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                      Horace
                      wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 20:16 last edited by
                      #1452

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                      Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                      Education is extremely important.

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                      • J Online
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 20:27 last edited by
                        #1453

                        ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                        You were warned.

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                        • J jon-nyc
                          2 Sept 2024, 20:27

                          ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 21:37 last edited by
                          #1454

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                          ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

                          The Brad

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                            kluurs
                            wrote on 5 Sept 2024, 20:30 last edited by
                            #1455

                            Banksy artwork

                            image.png

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                            • J Online
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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 7 Sept 2024, 17:43 last edited by
                              #1456

                              68afb021-e8f4-4541-8c81-82e8b3c7838e.jpeg

                              You were warned.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 9 Sept 2024, 12:10 last edited by
                                #1457

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 10 Sept 2024, 00:21 last edited by
                                  #1458

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • J Online
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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 10 Sept 2024, 16:09 last edited by
                                    #1459

                                    b3f676b0-6a10-4889-a1b9-d0b3b0eba965.jpeg

                                    You were warned.

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                                    • J jon-nyc
                                      10 Sept 2024, 16:09

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 11 Sept 2024, 01:29 last edited by
                                      #1460

                                      @jon-nyc

                                      "How can you tell when...."

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 14 Sept 2024, 23:08 last edited by
                                        #1461

                                        Image.jpg

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • J Online
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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 16 Sept 2024, 21:59 last edited by
                                          #1462

                                          You know what would be a better name for the Make A Wish Foundation?

                                          The ‘Sorry…. Make Another Wish Foundation’.

                                          You were warned.

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