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  • J jon-nyc
    28 Aug 2024, 02:01

    How come pedophiles never win races?

    They like to come in a little behind.

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    George K
    wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:08 last edited by
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    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    How come pedophiles never win races?

    They like to come in a little behind.

    OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

    But in my dotage I can't recall it.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Mik
      wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:17 last edited by
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      Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:21 last edited by
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        How do you make a dog go woof?

        Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • J jon-nyc
          28 Aug 2024, 02:21

          How do you make a dog go woof?

          Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

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          Wim
          wrote on 29 Aug 2024, 10:02 last edited by
          #1447

          @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 1 Sept 2024, 03:58 last edited by
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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              Mik
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              This is hard to beat!

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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • J jon-nyc
                1 Sept 2024, 03:58

                IMG_9805.jpeg

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                Horace
                wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 17:34 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

                Education is extremely important.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 19:52 last edited by
                  #1451

                  He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • J jon-nyc
                    2 Sept 2024, 19:52

                    He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                    Horace
                    wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 20:16 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                    Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                    Education is extremely important.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 20:27 last edited by
                      #1453

                      ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • J jon-nyc
                        2 Sept 2024, 20:27

                        ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

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                        LuFins Dad
                        wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 21:37 last edited by
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                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                        ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

                        The Brad

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                          kluurs
                          wrote on 5 Sept 2024, 20:30 last edited by
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                          Banksy artwork

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 7 Sept 2024, 17:43 last edited by
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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 9 Sept 2024, 12:10 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 10 Sept 2024, 00:21 last edited by
                                #1458

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 10 Sept 2024, 16:09 last edited by
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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • J jon-nyc
                                    10 Sept 2024, 16:09

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 11 Sept 2024, 01:29 last edited by
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                                    @jon-nyc

                                    "How can you tell when...."

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 14 Sept 2024, 23:08 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 16 Sept 2024, 21:59 last edited by
                                        #1462

                                        You know what would be a better name for the Make A Wish Foundation?

                                        The ‘Sorry…. Make Another Wish Foundation’.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        • J jon-nyc
                                          16 Sept 2024, 21:59

                                          You know what would be a better name for the Make A Wish Foundation?

                                          The ‘Sorry…. Make Another Wish Foundation’.

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                                          taiwan_girl
                                          wrote on 17 Sept 2024, 00:50 last edited by
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                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          You know what would be a better name for the Make A Wish Foundation?

                                          The ‘Sorry…. Make Another Wish Foundation’.

                                          I recently watched a Ricky Gervais comedy special and he talks about doing some work for Make A Wish.

                                          And when he meets the kids, the first things he says is something like, "Why in the f*** would you use your wish to meet me? Why wouldn't you wish to get better?" 😲 😂

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