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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Offline
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    jon-nyc
    wrote on last edited by
    #1442

    How come pedophiles never win races?

    They like to come in a little behind.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
    George KG 1 Reply Last reply
    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on last edited by
      #1443

      I like my women like I like my whiskey.

      Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        How come pedophiles never win races?

        They like to come in a little behind.

        George KG Offline
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        George K
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        #1444

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        How come pedophiles never win races?

        They like to come in a little behind.

        OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

        But in my dotage I can't recall it.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • MikM Offline
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          Mik
          wrote on last edited by
          #1445

          Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #1446

            How do you make a dog go woof?

            Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              How do you make a dog go woof?

              Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

              W Offline
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              Wim
              wrote on last edited by
              #1447

              @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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                jon-nyc
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                #1448

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                HoraceH 1 Reply Last reply
                • MikM Offline
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                  Mik
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #1449

                  This is hard to beat!

                  IMG_4505.jpeg

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                    HoraceH Offline
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                    Horace
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                    #1450

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    IMG_9805.jpeg

                    Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

                    Education is extremely important.

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                    • jon-nycJ Offline
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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #1451

                      He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                        Horace
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #1452

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                        Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                        Education is extremely important.

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                        • jon-nycJ Offline
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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #1453

                          ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                            LuFins DadL Offline
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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #1454

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                            ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

                            The Brad

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                              #1455

                              Banksy artwork

                              image.png

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #1456

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                • George KG Offline
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                                  George K
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #1458

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #1459

                                      b3f676b0-6a10-4889-a1b9-d0b3b0eba965.jpeg

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                      George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                                        George KG Offline
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                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc

                                        "How can you tell when...."

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
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                                          Image.jpg

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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