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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • MikM Away
    MikM Away
    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #1434

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    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
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      #1435

      I literally LOLed and Boris gave me a funny look.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • MikM Away
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        Mik
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        #1436

        It's all in how you hear it. 😄

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • AxtremusA Offline
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          Axtremus
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          #1437

          Vulgarity is in the ear of the listener.

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
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            #1438

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • jon-nycJ Online
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              jon-nyc
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              #1439

              I was going to tell a trans joke, it I’d probably butcher it.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                jon-nyc
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                #1440

                A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                  A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

                  George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  #1441

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

                  My God.

                  But...I did laugh.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                    jon-nyc
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                    #1442

                    How come pedophiles never win races?

                    They like to come in a little behind.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                    George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                    • jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nycJ Online
                      jon-nyc
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                      #1443

                      I like my women like I like my whiskey.

                      Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        How come pedophiles never win races?

                        They like to come in a little behind.

                        George KG Offline
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                        George K
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #1444

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        How come pedophiles never win races?

                        They like to come in a little behind.

                        OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

                        But in my dotage I can't recall it.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        • MikM Away
                          MikM Away
                          Mik
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #1445

                          Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            jon-nyc
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                            #1446

                            How do you make a dog go woof?

                            Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                              How do you make a dog go woof?

                              Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

                              W Do not disturb
                              W Do not disturb
                              Wim
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #1447

                              @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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                                jon-nyc
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                • MikM Away
                                  MikM Away
                                  Mik
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #1449

                                  This is hard to beat!

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                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                    Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

                                    Education is extremely important.

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                                      jon-nyc
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                                      #1451

                                      He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                                        Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                                        Education is extremely important.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #1453

                                          ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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