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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • MikM Away
    MikM Away
    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #1436

    It's all in how you hear it. 😄

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • AxtremusA Offline
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      Axtremus
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      #1437

      Vulgarity is in the ear of the listener.

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      • George KG Offline
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        George K
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        #1438

        IMG_0461.JPG

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • jon-nycJ Offline
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #1439

          I was going to tell a trans joke, it I’d probably butcher it.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            #1440

            A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

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              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #1441

              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

              My God.

              But...I did laugh.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • jon-nycJ Offline
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                jon-nyc
                wrote on last edited by
                #1442

                How come pedophiles never win races?

                They like to come in a little behind.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                • jon-nycJ Offline
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #1443

                  I like my women like I like my whiskey.

                  Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    How come pedophiles never win races?

                    They like to come in a little behind.

                    George KG Offline
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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #1444

                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    How come pedophiles never win races?

                    They like to come in a little behind.

                    OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

                    But in my dotage I can't recall it.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • MikM Away
                      MikM Away
                      Mik
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #1445

                      Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      • jon-nycJ Offline
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #1446

                        How do you make a dog go woof?

                        Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          How do you make a dog go woof?

                          Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

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                          Wim
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                          #1447

                          @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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                            jon-nyc
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                            IMG_9805.jpeg

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • MikM Away
                              MikM Away
                              Mik
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #1449

                              This is hard to beat!

                              IMG_4505.jpeg

                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                IMG_9805.jpeg

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                                Horace
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #1450

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                IMG_9805.jpeg

                                Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

                                Education is extremely important.

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #1451

                                  He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                    He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                                    Horace
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #1452

                                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                                    Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                                    Education is extremely important.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #1453

                                      ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                        ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

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                                        LuFins Dad
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                                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                                        ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

                                        The Brad

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                                          kluurs
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                                          #1455

                                          Banksy artwork

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