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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG Offline
    George KG Offline
    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #1435

    I literally LOLed and Boris gave me a funny look.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • MikM Away
      MikM Away
      Mik
      wrote on last edited by
      #1436

      It's all in how you hear it. 😄

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • AxtremusA Offline
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        Axtremus
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        #1437

        Vulgarity is in the ear of the listener.

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #1438

          IMG_0461.JPG

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • jon-nycJ Offline
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            jon-nyc
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            #1439

            I was going to tell a trans joke, it I’d probably butcher it.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ Offline
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              jon-nyc
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              #1440

              A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
              George KG 1 Reply Last reply
              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

                George KG Offline
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                George K
                wrote on last edited by
                #1441

                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

                My God.

                But...I did laugh.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • jon-nycJ Offline
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #1442

                  How come pedophiles never win races?

                  They like to come in a little behind.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                  George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                    jon-nyc
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                    #1443

                    I like my women like I like my whiskey.

                    Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      How come pedophiles never win races?

                      They like to come in a little behind.

                      George KG Offline
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                      George K
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #1444

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      How come pedophiles never win races?

                      They like to come in a little behind.

                      OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

                      But in my dotage I can't recall it.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • MikM Away
                        MikM Away
                        Mik
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #1445

                        Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • jon-nycJ Offline
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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #1446

                          How do you make a dog go woof?

                          Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            How do you make a dog go woof?

                            Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

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                            Wim
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #1447

                            @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #1448

                              IMG_9805.jpeg

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • MikM Away
                                MikM Away
                                Mik
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #1449

                                This is hard to beat!

                                IMG_4505.jpeg

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  IMG_9805.jpeg

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                                  Horace
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #1450

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  IMG_9805.jpeg

                                  Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

                                  Education is extremely important.

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                                  • jon-nycJ Offline
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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #1451

                                    He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                      He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                                      Horace
                                      wrote on last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                      He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                                      Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #1453

                                        ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                          ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

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                                          LuFins Dad
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #1454

                                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                          ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                                          ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

                                          The Brad

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