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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

    A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

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    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

    My God.

    But...I did laugh.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      jon-nyc
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      How come pedophiles never win races?

      They like to come in a little behind.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        I like my women like I like my whiskey.

        Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          How come pedophiles never win races?

          They like to come in a little behind.

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          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          How come pedophiles never win races?

          They like to come in a little behind.

          OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

          But in my dotage I can't recall it.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Mik
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            Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              jon-nyc
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              #1446

              How do you make a dog go woof?

              Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                How do you make a dog go woof?

                Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

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                @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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                  jon-nyc
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                  IMG_9805.jpeg

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • MikM Away
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                    This is hard to beat!

                    IMG_4505.jpeg

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      IMG_9805.jpeg

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                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      IMG_9805.jpeg

                      Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

                      Education is extremely important.

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                        jon-nyc
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                        He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                          Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                          Education is extremely important.

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                            ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                              ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

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                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                              ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

                              The Brad

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                                Banksy artwork

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        b3f676b0-6a10-4889-a1b9-d0b3b0eba965.jpeg

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                                          @jon-nyc

                                          "How can you tell when...."

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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