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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Online
    jon-nycJ Online
    jon-nyc
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    #1443

    I like my women like I like my whiskey.

    Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

      How come pedophiles never win races?

      They like to come in a little behind.

      George KG Offline
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      George K
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      #1444

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      How come pedophiles never win races?

      They like to come in a little behind.

      OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

      But in my dotage I can't recall it.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • MikM Offline
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        Mik
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        #1445

        Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • jon-nycJ Online
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #1446

          How do you make a dog go woof?

          Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            How do you make a dog go woof?

            Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

            W Do not disturb
            W Do not disturb
            Wim
            wrote on last edited by
            #1447

            @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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            • jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nycJ Online
              jon-nyc
              wrote on last edited by
              #1448

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • MikM Offline
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                Mik
                wrote on last edited by
                #1449

                This is hard to beat!

                IMG_4505.jpeg

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                  IMG_9805.jpeg

                  HoraceH Offline
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                  Horace
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #1450

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  IMG_9805.jpeg

                  Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

                  Education is extremely important.

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nycJ Online
                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #1451

                    He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                      Horace
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                      #1452

                      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                      Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                      Education is extremely important.

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                      • jon-nycJ Online
                        jon-nycJ Online
                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #1453

                        ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                          LuFins DadL Offline
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                          LuFins Dad
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                          #1454

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                          ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

                          The Brad

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                            kluurs
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                            #1455

                            Banksy artwork

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                            • jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #1456

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                George K
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                                #1457

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #1458

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nycJ Online
                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #1459

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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                                      George KG Offline
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                                      George K
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                                      #1460

                                      @jon-nyc

                                      "How can you tell when...."

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
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                                        Image.jpg

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nycJ Online
                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #1462

                                          You know what would be a better name for the Make A Wish Foundation?

                                          The ‘Sorry…. Make Another Wish Foundation’.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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