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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:01 last edited by
    #1442

    How come pedophiles never win races?

    They like to come in a little behind.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:06 last edited by
      #1443

      I like my women like I like my whiskey.

      Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • J jon-nyc
        28 Aug 2024, 02:01

        How come pedophiles never win races?

        They like to come in a little behind.

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        George K
        wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:08 last edited by
        #1444

        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

        How come pedophiles never win races?

        They like to come in a little behind.

        OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

        But in my dotage I can't recall it.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Mik
          wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:17 last edited by
          #1445

          Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:21 last edited by
            #1446

            How do you make a dog go woof?

            Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
            W 1 Reply Last reply 29 Aug 2024, 10:02
            • J jon-nyc
              28 Aug 2024, 02:21

              How do you make a dog go woof?

              Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

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              Wim
              wrote on 29 Aug 2024, 10:02 last edited by
              #1447

              @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 1 Sept 2024, 03:58 last edited by
                #1448

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  Mik
                  wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 13:19 last edited by
                  #1449

                  This is hard to beat!

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                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    1 Sept 2024, 03:58

                    IMG_9805.jpeg

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                    Horace
                    wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 17:34 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

                    Education is extremely important.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 19:52 last edited by
                      #1451

                      He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • J jon-nyc
                        2 Sept 2024, 19:52

                        He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                        Horace
                        wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 20:16 last edited by
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                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                        Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                        Education is extremely important.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 20:27 last edited by
                          #1453

                          ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • J jon-nyc
                            2 Sept 2024, 20:27

                            ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

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                            LuFins Dad
                            wrote on 2 Sept 2024, 21:37 last edited by
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                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                            ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

                            The Brad

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                              kluurs
                              wrote on 5 Sept 2024, 20:30 last edited by
                              #1455

                              Banksy artwork

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 7 Sept 2024, 17:43 last edited by
                                #1456

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 9 Sept 2024, 12:10 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 10 Sept 2024, 00:21 last edited by
                                    #1458

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 10 Sept 2024, 16:09 last edited by
                                      #1459

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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

                                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
                                      G 1 Reply Last reply 11 Sept 2024, 01:29
                                      • J jon-nyc
                                        10 Sept 2024, 16:09

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 11 Sept 2024, 01:29 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc

                                        "How can you tell when...."

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 14 Sept 2024, 23:08 last edited by
                                          #1461

                                          Image.jpg

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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