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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #1440

    A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
    George KG 1 Reply Last reply
    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

      A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

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      George K
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      #1441

      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

      My God.

      But...I did laugh.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        jon-nyc
        wrote on last edited by
        #1442

        How come pedophiles never win races?

        They like to come in a little behind.

        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
        George KG 1 Reply Last reply
        • jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nycJ Online
          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #1443

          I like my women like I like my whiskey.

          Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            How come pedophiles never win races?

            They like to come in a little behind.

            George KG Offline
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            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #1444

            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            How come pedophiles never win races?

            They like to come in a little behind.

            OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

            But in my dotage I can't recall it.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • MikM Offline
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              Mik
              wrote on last edited by
              #1445

              Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • jon-nycJ Online
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                jon-nyc
                wrote on last edited by
                #1446

                How do you make a dog go woof?

                Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                  How do you make a dog go woof?

                  Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

                  W Do not disturb
                  W Do not disturb
                  Wim
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #1447

                  @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                    jon-nyc
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                    #1448

                    IMG_9805.jpeg

                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • MikM Offline
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                      Mik
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #1449

                      This is hard to beat!

                      IMG_4505.jpeg

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        IMG_9805.jpeg

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                        Horace
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #1450

                        @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        IMG_9805.jpeg

                        Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.

                        Education is extremely important.

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                        • jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nycJ Online
                          jon-nyc
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                          #1451

                          He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

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                            Horace
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #1452

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.

                            Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                            • jon-nycJ Online
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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #1453

                              ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

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                                LuFins Dad
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                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                ChatGPT agrees with you. 70% black.

                                ChatGPT is wrong, 80%. And Jones own son was black

                                The Brad

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                                  Banksy artwork

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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    #1456

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #1458

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • jon-nycJ Online
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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #1459

                                          b3f676b0-6a10-4889-a1b9-d0b3b0eba965.jpeg

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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