The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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It's all in how you hear it.
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Vulgarity is in the ear of the listener.
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I was going to tell a trans joke, it I’d probably butcher it.
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wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 01:47 last edited by
A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."
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A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."
wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 01:56 last edited by@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."
My God.
But...I did laugh.
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wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:01 last edited by
How come pedophiles never win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
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wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:06 last edited by
I like my women like I like my whiskey.
Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.
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wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:08 last edited by
@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
How come pedophiles never win races?
They like to come in a little behind.
OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.
But in my dotage I can't recall it.
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wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:17 last edited by
Boy, this thread is earning its name today.
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wrote on 28 Aug 2024, 02:21 last edited by
How do you make a dog go woof?
Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.
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wrote on 29 Aug 2024, 10:02 last edited by
@jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...
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This is hard to beat!
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
Imagine how questionable that cartoon would be if he'd gotten the skin colors at Jonestown right.
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He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
He did, didn’t he? They had moved to Guyana but they were all Americans.
Black Americans mostly, from what I understand. Granted I'm going from memory.