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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • George KG Offline
    George KG Offline
    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #1430

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG Offline
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      George K
      wrote on last edited by
      #1431

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      • MikM Away
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        Mik
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        #1432

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        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
          wrote on last edited by
          #1433

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • MikM Away
            MikM Away
            Mik
            wrote on last edited by
            #1434

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            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #1435

              I literally LOLed and Boris gave me a funny look.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • MikM Away
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                Mik
                wrote on last edited by
                #1436

                It's all in how you hear it. 😄

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                • AxtremusA Offline
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                  Axtremus
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                  #1437

                  Vulgarity is in the ear of the listener.

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #1438

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #1439

                      I was going to tell a trans joke, it I’d probably butcher it.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        jon-nyc
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                        #1440

                        A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

                          George KG Offline
                          George KG Offline
                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #1441

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          A woman gives birth and the dr. pretends to hand her the baby but then pulls it back and swings it around the room by its cord. He smashes the baby against the walls again and again. The mother cries out, "You monster," and the Dr yells "April Fools!! It was already dead."

                          My God.

                          But...I did laugh.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            jon-nyc
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                            #1442

                            How come pedophiles never win races?

                            They like to come in a little behind.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nycJ Online
                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #1443

                              I like my women like I like my whiskey.

                              Aged 12 years and mixed up with coke.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                How come pedophiles never win races?

                                They like to come in a little behind.

                                George KG Offline
                                George KG Offline
                                George K
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #1444

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                How come pedophiles never win races?

                                They like to come in a little behind.

                                OMG...that brought some disgusting priest joke to mind.

                                But in my dotage I can't recall it.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • MikM Away
                                  MikM Away
                                  Mik
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #1445

                                  Boy, this thread is earning its name today. 😆

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #1446

                                    How do you make a dog go woof?

                                    Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                      How do you make a dog go woof?

                                      Soak it in gasoline and throw a match on it.

                                      W Do not disturb
                                      W Do not disturb
                                      Wim
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #1447

                                      @jon-nyc In my recollection the joke was about a cat...

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                                        jon-nyc
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        • MikM Away
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                                          Mik
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                                          #1449

                                          This is hard to beat!

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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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