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  • KlausK Klaus

    Don't get it.

    George KG Offline
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    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #179

    @Klaus said in Geek humor:

    Don't get it.

    Square root of 10,000...

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG George K

      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

      Don't get it.

      Square root of 10,000...

      KlausK Offline
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      Klaus
      wrote on last edited by
      #180

      @George-K said in Geek humor:

      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

      Don't get it.

      Square root of 10,000...

      😫

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      • MikM Away
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        Mik
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        #181

        Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

        β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • AxtremusA Away
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          Axtremus
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          #182

          Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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          • LuFins DadL Offline
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            LuFins Dad
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            #183

            Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

            The Brad

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #184

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
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                #185

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                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                -Cormac McCarthy

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                  jon-nyc
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                  #186

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                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                    #187

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                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #188

                      Screenshot 2024-06-18 at 7.33.05β€―PM.png

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
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                        #189

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #190

                          449013453_1445667936077803_2958701809845723122_n.jpg

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            #191

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                              1000002441.jpg

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                              wrote on last edited by
                              #192

                              @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                Axtremus
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                                It may try to evoke the old adage β€œit’s a feature, not a bug.”

                                But I tend to see it as β€œthe feature is the bug.”

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                                • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl

                                  @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                  wrote on last edited by
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                                  @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                                  @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

                                  The Volkswagen Beetle aka "Bug"

                                  In software development there is an old meme. "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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                                    George K
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by George K
                                      #196

                                      451054203_10232673346753258_6148395528721926379_n.jpg

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
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                                        #197

                                        450895885_1013675123477031_1746510739084702409_n.jpg

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on last edited by
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                                          @mark said in Geek humor:

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                                          I got it right off. I think you have to be a programmer of a certain age.

                                          β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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