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  • K Klaus
    11 Apr 2024, 10:57

    Don't get it.

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    George K
    wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 11:48 last edited by
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    @Klaus said in Geek humor:

    Don't get it.

    Square root of 10,000...

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • G George K
      11 Apr 2024, 11:48

      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

      Don't get it.

      Square root of 10,000...

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      Klaus
      wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 13:41 last edited by
      #180

      @George-K said in Geek humor:

      @Klaus said in Geek humor:

      Don't get it.

      Square root of 10,000...

      😫

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        Mik
        wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 13:55 last edited by
        #181

        Claim time difference, Klaus. No one knows what time it is over there.

        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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          Axtremus
          wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 14:56 last edited by Axtremus 4 Nov 2024, 15:09
          #182

          Re: √10000 = 100 … the more cynical (but not geeky) joke would be the underground crawler dude pocketed 99% of the loot before showing the haul to the dude above ground.

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            LuFins Dad
            wrote on 11 Apr 2024, 15:07 last edited by
            #183

            Well I was rooting for him to get the $10K.

            The Brad

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              George K
              wrote on 21 Apr 2024, 00:10 last edited by
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 16 May 2024, 21:13 last edited by
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                Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 11 Jun 2024, 21:31 last edited by
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                  Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 18 Jun 2024, 17:02 last edited by
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                    Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 19 Jun 2024, 00:33 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 21 Jun 2024, 16:34 last edited by
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 24 Jun 2024, 12:28 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            mark
                            wrote on 26 Jun 2024, 23:18 last edited by
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                              26 Jun 2024, 23:18

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                              taiwan_girl
                              wrote on 28 Jun 2024, 16:30 last edited by
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                              @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                Axtremus
                                wrote on 28 Jun 2024, 16:34 last edited by
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                                It may try to evoke the old adage β€œit’s a feature, not a bug.”

                                But I tend to see it as β€œthe feature is the bug.”

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                                • taiwan_girlT taiwan_girl
                                  28 Jun 2024, 16:30

                                  @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

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                                  mark
                                  wrote on 30 Jun 2024, 02:07 last edited by
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                                  @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                                  @mark Have to explain that one to me. LOL

                                  The Volkswagen Beetle aka "Bug"

                                  In software development there is an old meme. "It's not a bug, it's a feature!"

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 2 Jul 2024, 11:56 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 13 Jul 2024, 00:35 last edited by George K
                                      #196

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 15 Jul 2024, 01:16 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          26 Jun 2024, 23:18

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                                          Mik
                                          wrote on 15 Jul 2024, 01:38 last edited by
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                                          @mark said in Geek humor:

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                                          I got it right off. I think you have to be a programmer of a certain age.

                                          "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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