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  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

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    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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    Would be cool to live in a time when caricaturists were indistinguishable from portraitists.

    Education is extremely important.

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      Not one, but two Sisyphus jokes.

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      Only non-witches get due process.

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        I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

          I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

          I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

          Please. I can't bear the burden of another bad pun.

          Please love yourself.

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          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

            I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

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            @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

            I wanted to add a third but it was an uphill climb.

            You just need to be boulder,

            The Brad

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              This thread is going downhill fast…

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                #102

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    #104

                    @mark lol

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      @mark Funny! But it can't qualify as geek, on account of I understood it.

                      Okay, maybe geek junior grade . . .

                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        Time for some CT jokes.

                        Once I was thinking what the category of my ex-girlfriends should be. Then I realized I was treating women as objects.

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                          Let C be a category. Let X,Y∈C be objects. Assume that the induced representable presheaves Hom(⋅,X) and Hom(⋅,Y) are naturally isomorphic. Then how do you prove that X and Y are themselves isomorphic? Yo ned a lemma for that.

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                            Just stumbled upon this part of a movie plot description:

                            This first encounter, which ends with Jerôme casually leaving her to fix his moped, leaves her disappointed, while Seligman observes that the combination of the number of times Jerôme penetrated her, three times vaginally and five times anally, resembles the Fibonacci sequence.

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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    @jon-nyc Nice!

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                                      It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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                                        It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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                                        @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                        It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                                        @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                          It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                                          @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

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                                          @George-K said in Geek humor:

                                          @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                                          It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                                          @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                                          Ax finds it funny to shit on other people's jokes.

                                          Please love yourself.

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